It’s a Friday night. You’re kicking it with your love, or whomever you happen to be banging at the time, and an interesting predicament arises: cheese or oral sex? In an ideal world, you can have both, but for the sake of this post and since we’re playing one of those “but you have to choose” games, which do you go for?
It’s the age old question people have been forced to asked themselves, isn’t it? The whole cheese versus oral thing, or maybe it’s just something that Columbia University’s blog, Bwog, has made into a tradition, and therefore, it’s “age old” for them.
Since 2006, the results of the question have been what you wouldn’t usually assume in a society so bent on getting as many orgasms into a single day as they possibly can. As TheFrisky found out, “42 percent of graduating seniors from 2006 to 2013 prefer cheese,” with an explanation coming from an anonymous senior calling themselves, “Fromage 13,” that the student body of Columbia has a “fromage-centric attitude.” Oh, to be a college student whose worries are fucking, eating and studying… I’d give my right arm.
When I did a brief look at my oral sex receiving history I realized that, personally, 80% of the time, I’d probably opt for the cheese. Granted, it would have to be a proper unpasteurized cheese, but yes, I’d take that goodness over the majority of the cunnilingus I’ve received any day. Perhaps, I’m insulting the skills of the men I’ve known, or maybe I’m just realizing that cheese will always rein supreme in my
loins heart. I don’t care how creepy that may sound to the oral sex loving community.
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