Here’s another example of someone who took the premise seriously and put in effort and came out on top. Christina Ricci looks great and on-theme.
Jessica Alba disappeared her eyebrows, which is reasonably punk rock.
Anne Hathaway sure picked the right time to debut her blonde pixie. It’s a little crazy and we thought she was Sigrid Agren but she looks pretty cool too, right?
Remember when we said this was a night full of surprises? Not only was Kim Kardashian allowed inside this time, we also… god save us… kind of like this look.
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have no time for your punk.
The first midriff-baring look on the red carpet, courtesy Olivia Wilde.
Three cheers for Sarah Jessica Parker, who will probably be on our best dressed list tomorrow because she had the backbone to wear a damn mohawk.
Cameron Diaz looks kind of how we’d imagine Roy Batty from Blade Runner to dress if he were a pretty blonde lady and also… maybe a monk? Maybe a monk instead of a killer?
Points to Jennifer Lopez‘s hair for making us laugh out loud. Seriously. We needed some humor.
We have no idea where Jessica Biel was going with this.