Farrah Abraham Porn Released, She’s Still Pretending It’s A Sex Tape

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You already know that former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham starred in an adult film and you also know that her getting involved in porn doesn’t reflect much on her parenting skills–it does however, reflect on her desperation for people to pay attention to her (which may, in turn, reflect on her parenting skills).

Regardless, what’s really confounding about all this is the insistence, from Abraham and her camp, that this is a sex tape, and not… you know, an adult film. Made on an adult film set. With adult film production values. And adult film star James Deen.

Yeah, LOL:

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Whatever. You can see the trailer for Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom over at Gawker (which, a colleague pointed out, sounds more like a name South Park would give the tape in a parody of all this nonsense).

If you can’t watch the completely NSFW trailer at work, know this: the clip reveals that the “tape” itself also makes vague efforts to seem like a low-fi-ish “found” sex tape and is about as convincing as Kim Kardashian and Ray-J‘s equally-transparent ploy for fame. The conceit of Farrah Superstar seems to be that Deen and Abraham are an actual couple, he’s filming them going about potentially sexy business and, meanwhile, they’re calling each other names like “retard” and “butthead.” Sadly, Abraham doesn’t have much skill as an actress.

Elsewhere, Abraham says she’s going to get her lube, Deen asks why and she giggles, “Cause we’re gonna do anal!”

Just like a real couple!

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    • Cee

      See, this is what bugs me about her and the whole porn issue. Im not judging her for being a mum (mums have sex, mums make sex tapes blah blah). Its that she insists that it was an oopsie thing she did with someone she was dating and oooops someone found it! Its James motherfucking Deen. I may be gay but even I know that peen! Clearly she has Kardashian-esque ambitions. But she lacks execution and well… the connections that someone born as rich as the Kardashians had. I wonder though, if it doesnt launch her the way she hopes, will she regret it?

      • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

        I remember her on Teen Mom and she was really into this idea of owning a restaurant and studying business. She actually seemed to be pretty good at both things! She is a smart girl!

        Then she got boobs and a nosejob and decided to be a model/singer. Her song was terrible and her voice was very autotuned. All the pictures I have ever seen of her modelling are straight up terrible. She’s pretty, but her posed photographs are so awkward. Modelling is weird–I learned this is college when it was my job–because you think it’s easy until you see someone who isn’t good at it. Or someone who is totally brilliant, and you realise how much WORK goes into looking effortless.

        I’m not exactly sure where she wants to go from here. She isn’t playing it like she’s out to become a porn star, so maybe she does want to go the Kim K route. I’m not exactly sure the world wants to see more of Farrah–she was borderline horrible on Teen Mom, whereas the Kardashians have always been likeable if kind of vacant–so if she’s looking for solo reality stardom, I don’t know if she’ll find it. Also, Kim K was rich enough (and borderline famous enough) that if the porn thing didn’t launch her, she’d be fine. I’m not sure Farrah has that kind of safety net.

        I hope she doesn’t regret this. From what I’ve seen on the show, she seems to make really bad decisions more often than not (remember the puppy?), and I hope this isn’t one of them.

      • Cee

        Hmmm. Never seen Teen Mom. Not really a reality tee vee fan. I had heard her song because everyone hailed it to be atrocious, which it was. I can’t even tell what she says in the song.

        Yea. Obvi she doesn’t want to be a porn star. It seems as though she wants this to launch her to more things. Kim was already getting famous, this girl just isn’t going to make it. She just needs to save all the money she’s made and use it for something that may benefit her in the long run, like owning a restaurant as you said.

        I don’t hope she regrets it either. Though, if her only reason for this tape was to get famous, then she might possibly will

    • PornoDan

      “Its James motherfucking Deen. I may be gay but even I know that peen!”

      LOL, that rhymes.