TheÂ 2013 Met Gala took place last nightÂ and
Â it was all our worst fears realizedÂ interesting! While the themeâ€“PUNK: Chaos to Coutureâ€“was largely ignored, it was still observed enough (and hilariously misunderstood) to slip up many attendees.
And slip up they did! We don’t know which was worse–those who showed up completely indifferent to the theme, or those whoÂ embarrassedÂ themselves trying. Here’s a mix of both, in our picks for the 2013 Met Gala Worst Dressed.
Oh. If you’d like something a little more positive pre-10:00 AM, here’s the Best Dressed list.
Taylor Swift had an uphill battle because she is, as a friend of ours once described, a “human doily.” She is the opposite of punk. Separately, we strongly disliked this incoherent dress and not-exactly-human-colored skin.
Kristen Stewart really should have nailed this theme (it was the one time she could have worn Chucks on the red carpet!)–and we like this jumpsuit thing she’s been doing lately and we think it’s a spectacular color on her–but the drape in the front? Looks like two solid feet of deep camel toe.
Jessica Pare tried to one up Kim Kardashian by wearing peplum pants surrounded by a ballgown. WTF.
What would your version of the Met Gala Worst Dressed list look like?
(All photos via Getty)