• Wed, May 15 2013

Wed Bed Dead: On The F*ckability Of French Fries With Special Guest Julie Klausner!

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, Jen sits things out while we play a carb-centric game of WBD with a very special guest: the amazing Ms. Julie Klausner.

Julie was kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule–she’s got a brand new book out called Art Girls Are Easy–to come by and discuss the pros and cons of fucking/marrying/and killing some classic carbohydrates: a baguette, a bowl of pasta and a basket of French fries. We managed to avoid any and all jokes about the baguette’s phallic qualities, too!

Tune in every Wednesday at 1:00 for new episodes of Wed Bed Dead. And don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

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  • Sean

    Ignoring the ethereal, if not bat-crap crazy concept of this week’s episode, I agree with Ashley on french fries.

    Besides, think about the sheer nature of french fries, they’re hot, greasy, and honestly, of the three options, they’re the only ones that are an absolutely “right now” food. You smell them, you crave them, you must have them, but by the next day they’re inedible and you just want them gone.

    Properly stored, pasta and baguettes are always good multiple times (and as such a far better long-term investment).

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      “Besides, think about the sheer nature of french fries, they’re hot, greasy, and honestly, of the three options, they’re the only ones that are an absolutely “right now” food. You smell them, you crave them, you must have them, but by the next day they’re inedible and you just want them gone.”

      Your logic is airtight. You should be a guest on the show.

    • Sean

      Thanks Ashley! Good to know my opinions on food-fucking are shared with others.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      They’re just so reasonable in context.

  • Tania

    I love these videos, but oh, the scratching pencil noise used when you do “The Gloss” part sets my teeth on edge. And I’m never quick enough to close the tab when I know it’s going to happen. My life is hard.

  • Sab

    Soo are we all in agreement for Ashley as World’s Cutest Human? I vote yes

    • Jules

      Yes. I vote yes.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Shucks, you guys.

    • Sara

      That hugging yourself while laughing is pretty adorable. I’d just want to squeeze you to death if you weren’t so damn put together.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Not something I realized I did until you pointed it out.

      Also, you all are very nice, as I’m quite uncomfortable around cameras.

    • Lyle

      Well it comes across as dead pan charm, so you’re doing something right!

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      It’s all a sham!