So, anyone familiar with The Gloss‘ fashion coverage knows our opinion of music awards show red carpets: they are uniformly the worst.
…The thing about last night’s 2013 Billboard Music Awards? They were a different dimension of the worst. Every look was a jumble of ill-conceived ideas and bad planning.
Get ready for a few glorious pages of horrible to sublimely ridiculous red carpet moments, all in one place. Happy Monday!
Alyssa Milano. This has about 300 problems with it.
Andy Allo‘s dress was remarkably ugly.
Audrina Patridge, still fighting for that last shred of relevance, wore a girly leather skirt and a hollow look.
Carly Rae Jepson is dressed perfectly for an evening of Twilight-inspired erotica.
Celine Dion looked like a pleasure model of C3-P0.
Normally we are very pro-Chloe Moretz; this is too busy.
While we think the polka dots on sheer panels is really dated, we also think Emmy Rossum looks incredibly glamorous and her makeup is perfect.
Too bad she is very much overdressed for the Billboard Music Awards.