• Mon, May 20 2013

Red Carpet Rundown: A Fashion Disaster Dystopia At The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

2013 billboard music awards red carpet

So, anyone familiar with The Gloss‘ fashion coverage knows our opinion of music awards show red carpets: they are uniformly the worst.

…The thing about last night’s 2013 Billboard Music Awards? They were a different dimension of the worst. Every look was a jumble of ill-conceived ideas and bad planning.

Get ready for a few glorious pages of horrible to sublimely ridiculous red carpet moments, all in one place. Happy Monday!

  Alyssa Milano poses in the press room during the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Alyssa Milano. This has about 300 problems with it.

Andy Allo arrives at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Andy Allo‘s dress was remarkably ugly.

Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Audrina Patridge, still fighting for that last shred of relevance, wore a girly leather skirt and a hollow look.

Carly Rae Jepsen arrives at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Carly Rae Jepson is dressed perfectly for an evening of Twilight-inspired erotica.

Celine Dion poses in the press room during the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Celine Dion looked like a pleasure model of C3-P0.

Chloe Grace Moretz arrives at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Normally we are very pro-Chloe Moretz; this is too busy.

Emmy Rossum arrives at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards

While we think the polka dots on sheer panels is really dated, we also think Emmy Rossum looks incredibly glamorous and her makeup is perfect.

Too bad she is very much overdressed for the Billboard Music Awards.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=699618735 Cara Crowes

    I want to wipe my ass with JLo’s dress.

  • http://maggiesquires.tumblr.com/ Maggie

    I think we legally have to give Swift a pass because her reaction yielded the most epic GIF last night: http://dlisted.com/2013/05/20/taylor-swifts-reaction-selena-and-justin-kissing-everybodys-response-selena-and-justin-ki

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Oh my god. I just felt my first feelings of like for Taylor Swift?!

    • http://maggiesquires.tumblr.com/ Maggie

      It’s a very weird and confusing place, but we’ll all get through this together.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      I’m scared. I’m scared, you guys.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Also. I will buy any argument supported by a link to dListed.

  • Fabel

    “a pleasure model of C3-Po”—-hahaha, perfect.

    • http://twitter.com/CarlaPBormann Carla P. Bormann

      my nеіgһbοr’s mοtһеr-іn-law maĸеs  $77/һr οn tһе іntеrnеt. Sһе һas  bееn laіd οff fοr fіvе mοntһs bυt  last mοntһ һеr рaymеnt was  $13886 jυst wοrĸіng οn tһе іntеrnеt fοr  a fеw һουrs. Rеad mοrе  һеrе, http://www.Fox83.com

  • sam

    he got her pregnant!

  • http://twitter.com/KathrynDyan Katy Hearne

    ok, I don’t know why, but when I first saw Selina Gomez’s dress I involuntarily said “slap bracelet” out loud to no one in particular. So, that’s how I feel about that, I guess.
    Also, I don’t know who Zlala (am I doing that right?) is, but I thought it was Minney Driver until I read the description & that was a very confusing 5 seconds

  • sleey

    This are no disasters but intentional display of what they’ve got, let me help you roll with any of them for free; http://tinyurl.com/p6qvkqq

  • sleey

    This are no disasters but intentional display of what they’ve got, let me help you roll with any of them for free; http://tinyurl.com/p6qvkqq