Canada’s most popular ex-monkey owner, Justin Bieber, went home from the Billboard Music Awards with two big awards and a sweat rash, probably.Â While the show was held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas at a climate-controlled venue (and not out in the desert sun), Bieber was still not dressed to comfortably dance around under hot lights. If getting booed by the crowd didn’t give him flop sweat, his ensemble surely did.
TheÂ fashion victimÂ wore two different pairs of drop crotch leather pants, which begs the question: how many pairs of leather pants does one pop star really need? One per evening would be too many, but the 19-year-old overachiever had to top that. And the leather overload didn’t stop with pants; he had two separate all-black leather looks, comprised of at least five leather garments. Costume changes make sense in this context, but the outfits are so remarkably similar that they reminded me of that scene in Spice World where the gang mockÂ Posh Spice for the number of little Gucci dresses she has to choose from. But instead of Gucci dresses, Bieber has a closet full of futuristic black leather.
Obviously, Justin Bieber has a cowhide problem and hanging out with that bad influenceÂ Will.i.amÂ isn’t helping. It’s too late for someone close to him to intervene — Justin cannot be saved from swamp-ass. Or himself.
How many leather pieces can you spot? I spied 5:
1) Drop crotch leather pants I
2) Leather jacket, missing a sleeve
3) A single leather glove
4) Drop crotch leather pants II
5) Short-sleeved, button down leather tunic.
No need to thank me for this back view.
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