• Wed, May 22 - 1:00 pm ET

Wed Bed Dead Rum Tum Tugger Is Sexy But We Feel Weird About It

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, we’re sitting things out because we don’t know anything about musicals–but Jennifer sure does. Another expert in the field is Flavorwire deputy editor (and longtime Gloss pal) Tyler Coates. In today’s installment of WBD, they’re butting heads on three of the world’s most famous musical cats (no, not piano cat): they’re playing with bad boy Rum Tum Tugger, the magical Mr Mistoffelees and tragic glamour cat Grizabella. Will Tugger’s raw sex appeal prevail? Or magic? This is weird.

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  • Brianna

    At first I thought that was a character from Zoobilee Zoo. Obviously I haven’t seen enough musicals.

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  • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

    This was delightful, but I still can’t believe that CATS as a thing exists.

    And is hugely popular.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Wait. Yes I can.

  • Lauren

    Mr. Mistoffelees is clearly who you marry for several reasons. First, magic. Second, formal wear. Third, you get to call for him and then he’ll do a dance for you before he does his magic. And out of all the cats, he’s the only one that seems happy. You fuck Grizabella only because Rum Tum Tugger won’t want to sleep with you if you want to sleep with him. So you have to kill Rum Tum Tugger because, rape.

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