• Fri, May 24 2013

Here Is A Video Of Lesbians Reacting To ‘Lesbian Porn’ (Which Was Clearly Made For Men)

Have you ever wondered if any actual lesbians watch the so-called “lesbian porn” that is marketed with names like “Teen Lesbian Sluts II” and “Lesbian Seductions”? Well, a gay Youtube personality named Davey Wavey has endeavored to answer that question for us with a new video called “REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!”

For this video, Mr. Wavey invited several real, live lesbians to watch a bit of typical mainstream “lesbian” fare while he recorded their reactions. Said reactions ranged from bemusement to open horror. “Don’t use straight girls who have fake nails,” chided one. “There is no lesbian who is that cruel to another lesbian” said another. Other criticisms included the notions that most lesbians aren’t that into penetration, lesbians do not get off on girls deep throating things, lesbians don’t spit on each other’s tits, and lesbians don’t put shoes in each other’s vaginas. Perhaps the most amusing giveaway was that the ads displayed next to the porn were for penis enhancement and such, because “if this were really for lesbians, there’d be ads for Home Depot.”

While most of the criticisms can probably be attributed to the fact that porn in general is weird and fake, I do find it telling that all of the lesbians thought the porn was made for men. I’m not even going to argue with the assertion that most lesbians aren’t that into penetration, because by my calculations, the majority of straight girls aren’t that into it either, as far as achieving orgasm is concerned. But of course, there are some women who get off on this kind of porn, and there are some lesbians who enjoy penetration, so let’s not make them feel ashamed of their preferences.

That said, there is lots of porn out there these days that’s made by women, for women. Anyone dissatisfied with mainstream “queer” erotica should check out the work of Tristan Taormino, Jiz Lee, and GoodDykePorn, for starters.

(Via Paper Magazine)

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  • Cee

    Oh god the nails! I get so grossed out with” lesbian porn”with fake nails because germs! Autostraddle once ran a very yucky story about a lesbian contracting an infection and getting internal lesions from penetration where fake nails were involved and just NO.
    Other than that, its all about preference. They all sound very vanilla, if you ask me. And, fuck that girl and her gold star comment, I hate that term so hard.
    And Jiz Lee is a goddess!

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  • Alyssa

    I thought it was common knowledge that “lesbian” porn is made for straight guys? This isn’t anything new…

  • Sean

    I love that one lady’s leather jacket.