Wanna Buy A Positive Pregnancy Test For $25? All The Shock & None Of The Baby!

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Jealous of all your pregnant friends’ pee tests? Wish you could pee out pregnancy hormones? Wanna unnecessarily freak out your boyfriend, parents, ex-lover and everyone else in your life for no good reason? Finally: all the shock and none of the baby! This awkwardly ridiculous purchase can be yours for just $25. But wait, there’s more! You, too, can upset everyone in your life in one way or another by also buying a positive AIDS, cancer and/or Herpes diagnosis on paper, signed by a guy who calls himself “The Professor”! Why? Because lying and freaking people out is hella fun!

Okay, but seriously, some woman from Buffalo is tossing out positive pregnancy tests for $25 on Craigslist. The post, tited “,” simply says:

Yes, you saw that right! I am selling positive pregnancy tests! Ever since I became pregnant, I have been asked numerous times for a positive test, so I decided to start charging for it! I will take the test the same day you want to pick it up! I dont care what you use it for, not my business! ;)

I am always near my phone, so just send an e-mail!

That’s right, guys, she won’t judge you for wanting her to pee on a pregnancy test so you can use it for an almost certainly sketchy reason!

But seriously, unless you have a really hilarious, fun, not-emotionally-scarring-or-stressful-to-anybody reason for getting a positive pregnancy test, just skip this particular sales post, my friends.

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    • Nadia

      “I am always near my phone, so just send an email”?

      • Eileen

        Smartphone, I guess?

        I have to admit she’s kind of brilliant. I don’t know why anyone would want a positive pregnancy test, but if she was getting requests it’s not a bad way to make some extra money, and unlike drug-free urine, I don’t think HCG is a prerequisite for any job offer.

    • coco

      All you have to do for a positive preg test is dip it in apple juice.