Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.
This week we are ecstatically excited to play with the leading men of one of the best shows ever, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, in honor of a full decade since the final episode (May 20th, 2003). We’ll be choosing between good/bad/not evil vampire Spike (played by amazing cheekbones-haver James Marsters), dull leather pants-aficionado Angel (played by David Boreanaz) and loyal, dependable, secretly world-saving Xander (played by forever adorable Nicholas Brendan). You can probably guess where we stand.
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A Brief Note About That Scene In Season 6: When we went into the studio to film this episode, we did intend to discuss Spike’s attempted rape of Buffy (all WBDs are ad-libbed, PS). Unfortunately, four minutes of goofy video isn’t really a good place to tackle the subject and, when we originally edited the video, we felt the resulting treatment of the assault was flip. We know the Buffy fanverse loves to discuss the implications of this scene, but we decided to cut reference to it. You know, because we’re not The Gloss: A Cool Place For Funny Videos And Rape Jokes.