Villainess Style Shopping Guide: Basically, I Don’t Like M. Night Shyamalan Characters

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Not to seem overly paranoid, but every single character in M. Night Shyamalan‘s movies seems potentially villainous, yes? It’s because they’re all maybe the devil. Oh. Sorry. Spoiler – it’s because they’re all maybe the devil. In any event, Shyamalan has a new movie, After Earth coming out this weekend, in which Will Smith is probably a ghost-devil-hologram, so maybe you’d like to pay him homage by dressing like some of his characters. I’m going to make a lot of jokes about spoilers throughout this gallery, but also, there are going to be a lot of spoilers throughout this gallery.

(And also, The Sixth Sense is a great movie that rocked my socks off as a teen, so I’m not going to touch that, except to say that there should also be a token pair of socks in this gallery, but you have to find them yourself).

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    • kaimcn

      Has it really been ten years since pashmina(knock off)s were cool? I’m totally wearing one today.

    • Anonachocolatemousse

      OMG, is After Earth the sequel to The Happening?! Also 100% had absolutely no idea that the movie was Shamalamadingdong’s until now. That blazer is fantastic and I want it.