While we are well aware that fashion isn’t really the main focus of Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards, we still have to admit: its red carpet was pretty awful. The multitudes of short, black, leopard-print dresses, the ill-fitting suits, the superfluous lace, the cutouts — oh,Â the cutouts.
To be fair, this is exactly what one should expect from an awards show with categories like “Most Unstoppable Jock,” “Hottest A(l)lison” and “Jean-Claude Gahd Dam.” But still, let’s take a look at this ridiculousness. Plus, there are like 2 to 3 people who look almost good!
Let’s start with the good!Â Jessica Alba looked very, very nice. Not sure I’m fond of the texture here, but the color combo looked awesome and different than everyone else’s outfits.
Professional wrestler Mickie James: short, black, sparkly.
ModelÂ Chrissy Teigen: short, black, sparkly.
ModelÂ Jade Bryce: short, cut-out (kinda?), matches floor. Oh, and has the ugliest shoes I’ve seen in ages. An ugliness that is exponentially multiplied by the leopard floor. For more on this awful look, please see our full explanation on why it completely sucks.
I genuinely appreciate any red carpet rundown wherein I can comment on the outfit ofÂ SnoopÂ
DoggÂ Lio nÂ Dogg. What was I gonna say about it, again? Oh, doesn’t matter. It’s just Snoop. Hi, Snoop.
I want to have a blowout just likeÂ Katherine Webb‘s errday ever.
Remember that guy who jumped out of a helium balloon from space? His name isÂ Felix Baumgartner and he is wearing a maroon suit.
HI DERS I LOVE YOU FOREVER. I mean, uh, these are the guys fromÂ Workaholics:Â Adam Devine,Â Anders Holm andÂ Blake Anderson.
Questlove being Questlove being Questlove. Insert smiley heart emoji.
Comedian and actorÂ Kevin Hart looked totally awesome.
I know this doesn’t really showÂ Jeff Bridges‘ outfit but OMG.
Not gonna lie, I’m a little shocked that more guys besidesÂ Graham Elliot weren’t wearing a tux-printed shirt…I’m pretty sure this outfit sums up the general theme perfectly.
Now, for theÂ other dress Jessica Alba wore, Jennifer Aniston‘s awful hair,Â several amazing group shots andÂ Burt Reynolds wearing makeup, check out page 2.