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Paris Hilton Is Under The Impression She’s A Self-Made Woman, Astoundingly

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Paris Hilton gets profiled in Elle this month–photographed by her Bling Ring director Sofia Coppola (Hilton not only makes a cameo in the film, Coppola also used the heiress’  ridiculous real-life mansion for shooting).

We’re sure the interview offers a bunch of characteristically thoughless, inane and venal insights, but one of them was too astonishing not to merit its own post. When asked what she hoped viewers would take from watching The Bling Ring, she responded:

“There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.”

Sweet. Mother. of. God.

With jaw on the floor, we’re just going to invite everyone to an open thread below.


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  • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

    Oh, Paris Hilton. Livin’ life like it’s always 2005.

  • Tania

    I could be a self-made woman, too, if my parents were millionaires.

  • Lastango

    By default, her claim of being self-made may stand; who else would come forward to take responsibility for the outcome?

  • Starpicker

    she really truly believes this. delusional to the point of neurosis.

  • ElRonbo

    We better give her a tax cut, so she’ll create some jobs.