Remember when Leonardo DiCaprio played nice poor kids? Not anymore! Now he only plays rich scumbags who are always toasting things. Behold the new clip for The Wolf of Wallstreet:
I mean, will I go see that movie? Yes. 100%. That movie looks like it was tailor made for me. It is about capitalists who go boating. I’d prefer it if it was directed by Whit Stillman (which is to say if they were all talking in soft, well modulated voices and someone cried absolutely soundlessly in one scene) but I will take what I can get.
That said, is Leonardo DiCaprio’s only attempt at acting now “toasting things smugly?” Also yes. Also 100% yes. I mean, look at this stuff.
This is Leo in The Great Gatsby toasting smugly:
Here he is Django, toasting out of a goddamn coconut. A coconut.
And then there’s this in The Aviator. The drinks actually get worse as you go back through Leo’s career.
And I’m sorry that there is not a better picture, but I’m pretty sure you can imagine what Leo looks like from the front. Clue: he looks the same as he always looks when he’s smugly toasting stuff.
To be fair, he has been at this since Titanic: