Greetings, men. Have you ever looked at a woman wearing the tough-to-pull-off fashion trend known as the crop top and wished someone would design one for him? Do you like Yoko Ono‘s nipple-baring men’s shirts, but wish they were a little bit skimpier? Do you find your pecs and stomach get disproportionately hotter than your shoulders and upper arms in summer time? Have I got the garment for you!
Recently at London Fashion Week, designer Astrid Andersen showed off a marvelous innovation in men’s crop top technology as part of her spring/summer 2014 collection. As you can see, Andersen took advantage of the unfairly high social acceptability of the exposed male breast to cut it high enough to show off not only your rock hard abs, but your perky pecs and nice nipples as well, so don’t skimp on those bench presses. It is best worn with some comfy athletic pants and a pair of Teva mandals, because you are a breakdancer at a basketball club for middle-aged power bottom dads, the only conceivable demo for this outfit. Jealous, ladies?
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