Katy Perry Is Still In Love With John Mayer

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So, Katy Perry is still in love with John Mayer, despite having broken up with him in March, and Russell Brand asked for a divorce by text, and Jesus, this woman’s life sounds awful. Just awful.

According to her July Vogue spread, she claims of Russell Brand that:

‘He’s a very smart man, a magical man and I was in love with him when I married him. Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011.’

Jesus Christ, that is a terrible way to get divorced. That is a terrible day. I think the protocol is generally that you are required to at least make it through the holidays. That is true of people you have been dating briefly as well as people you are in a serious relationship with.

She also claimed that:

He started making jokes about me and he didn’t know I was in the audience, because I had come to surprise him at one of his shows.’

Okay, so that marriage was maybe not so great, even though they both seem fun and whimsical. And then she says that, regarding John Mayer:

It’s over … I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him. All I can say about that relationship is that he’s got a beautiful mind.

She did not say his body was a wonderland. I do feel that if Katy Perry is angling to be the new Jennifer Aniston, she’s doing a pretty effective job of it. Let’s all hope for her to find love.

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    • jacaline

      Man I was always super behind Russell Brand too. He seemed to be super civil and sweet about her after they divorced and, from what I recall, didn’t demand or accept any of her money. I’m disappointed to hear this.

      • anna

        he was pretty awful i thought. he wrote a book about their divorce and a tell all what seemed like a month later, i remember losing all respect for him.

      • jacaline

        Yeah? I guess I admittedly didn’t follow it that closely. I heard what I wanted to I suppose.

    • Eileen

      Holidays or no holidays, it’s a jerk move to break up with someone any way other than in person unless your relationship was an online-only deal. And considering he filed on December 30…it’s also a jerk move to file for divorce before telling your wife that you would like a divorce.

      I do remember hearing that they didn’t have a prenup and he could have claimed like $20 million of her money, but didn’t, but not being a mooching asshole does not make someone less of an asshole.

    • kaimcn

      I know a text breakup isn’t great but isn’t it possible things were already pretty bad at this point? She couldn’t have thought it was all sunshine and roses right?

      I found it hard to believe their relationship was much more than a PR move. Now he gets to return to his Player persona and she gets to be the new Jilted Jen and they can go on selling magazines and book tours and 3D movies or whatever.

    • Lacey

      I think my sister’s (ex) husband also asked for a divorce in a text message. Well, told her to file because he couldn’t be bothered.

      Anyways, probably more common than you think.

    • dana

      Russel Brand and Jon Mayer=2 penises I would not allow anywhere near my body.