So, Katy Perry is still in love with John Mayer, despite having broken up with him in March, and Russell Brand asked for a divorce by text, and Jesus, this woman’s life sounds awful. Just awful.
According to her July Vogue spread, she claims of Russell Brand that:
‘He’s a very smart man, a magical man and I was in love with him when I married him. Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011.’
Jesus Christ, that is a terrible way to get divorced. That is a terrible day. I think the protocol is generally that you are required to at least make it through the holidays. That is true of people you have been dating briefly as well as people you are in a serious relationship with.
She also claimed that:
He started making jokes about me and he didnâ€™t know I was in the audience, because I had come to surprise him at one of his shows.’
Okay, so that marriage was maybe not so great, even though they both seem fun and whimsical. And then she says that, regarding John Mayer:
It’s over … I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him. All I can say about that relationship is that he’s got a beautiful mind.
She did not say his body was a wonderland. I do feel that if Katy Perry is angling to be the new Jennifer Aniston, she’s doing a pretty effective job of it. Let’s all hope for her to find love.
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