• Wed, Jun 19 2013

Potential Reasons Kristen Stewart Was At Hooters

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You know, how anyone gets to Hooters is a mystery (I once went because I thought it was scandalous and I was 13) but how Kristen Stewart got there seems like its own kind of mystery. PopSugar claims that:

According to a source, Kristen enjoyed the restaurant’s famous chicken wings and beer and agreed to pose for photos with a group of waitresses and fans after finishing her meal.

Huh!

I mean, okay, I am trying to figure out why exactly that would have appeal. The food at Hooters is terrible. It is truly terrible. Kristen Stewart doesn’t seem to be into busty women, though if she was that would be interesting, and she would probably be able to pursue them in places where 50 year old men were not shouting about being “breast men” while referring to chicken, but, also, breasts. So. Here are some of my thoughts:

  • She can’t bear the idea of one more person telling her to eat gluten free
  • Seriously, she knows she will never run into Gwyneth Paltrow here.This is a place where she can be free.
  • She’s trying to learn how to smile from people who are pretty masterful at smiling
  • Tired of being typecast, she’s playing a bubbly Hooters girl in her next movie (this is my favorite explanation)
  • There have just been too many break-ups, and she’s decided to let it all go.
  • She’s taking some sort of stand with the real America, because she’s seen as a peppy down-home actress.

Or she could just really love breasts. Who knows?

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  • annabelllee

    You forgot : She was high as shit and just wanted some chicken wings.

    • Sean

      Fuck I just snotted.

  • photomom

    Agree with your idea she’s researching for a future role. Or it was her sad fate that Hooters was what was handy when she was hungry and she made the best of it.

  • twilighter

    Examining the Case for A Kristen & Rob Breakup: Is it all Bull?

    “But you may ask me, “what about the sheer volume of all this stuff. There are hundreds of tabloid articles talking about the breakup. You know what they say, where there’s smoke there is fire.”

    Well I’ll tell you what I think. If you take a big pile of cow dung and expose it to a little sunshine (as in “critical thinking”), you might just realize that you have mistaken the steam that arises from it as smoke. When all you really have is a big pile of steaming crap that stinks. I think that sums up the Rob & Kristen breakup rumors pretty well. And I can’t think of a more fitting image to describe this latest pile of Rob and Kristen nonsense.”

    See the argument at http://wp.me/p2JqVX-EL.