Wed Bed Dead: Would You Sleep With A Mummy For Ancient Egyptian Sex Gossip?

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

Thanks to Friday’s release of Monsters University, we’ve got monsters on the brain–not the cute, cuddly Pixar kind, though, more of the classic variety. We’ll be playing WBD with Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster and a Mummy. Not to spoil anything but both of us, remarkably, come to the immediate conclusion that marrying Nessy means being Queen of the Loch.

Still, that leaves having sex with Big Foot or a Mummy… what to do?

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    • Jessie

      I recently went to a mummy exhibit and saw a mummy who had a fully intact dick! So, Jennifer and Ashley, just FYI, it is physically possible.

      • Jennifer Wright

        Uh huh, yes.

    • Sean

      Serious problem with marrying Nessie…how do you know Nessie isn’t just the gatesman to the grand underwater palace, which is why he’s the one people always see? What if you never end up seeing the palace of Loch Ness (except at the royal underwater Christmas party) and are forced to live in Nessie’s gatesman house, which is small and quaint but never warm enough because Nessie isn’t afforded the best wood to heat the stove?

      In other news, I also saw a mummy with a fully intact but dessicated wang, so while it’s possible to screw a mummy, the first 20 times or so will probably require a ton of lube (and possibly duct tape).

      • ash

        You’re the best.

    • Tania

      Ashley hiding behind Jennifer is arguably one of the funnier things I’ve seen this week.