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Farrah Abraham Emits Word Salad Insisting Against All Evidence To The Contrary That She Dated James Deen

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You kind of have to hand it to Farrah Abraham. Despite everyone and their mom knowing that her “sex tape” with porn star James Deen is, in fact, a pre-meditated piece of pornography filmed for the purpose of selling to horny people and increasing Farrah’s dubious fame, she still goes on insisting that it was just a lil’ tape she made “for herself” with the most famous dick-for-hire in the world. If this is her strategy for getting publicity, it’s totally working, because bloggers love it when celebrities say dumb, crazy things. (Sorry not sorry.)

In a new interview with the magnificent Michael Musto (who writes for Gawker now), Abraham gave this blindingly coherent answer to the question “how did your tape with James Deen come about?”:

“There was no plan. It was just dating and I wanted to make something for myself and I did. I met him through friends and we were casually talking—I was not really dating him. It was something I felt comfortable with at the time. As it turned out, I had to legally separate myself. It was more of a front to take advantage of me. Now I don’t talk to him, nor do I like his personality!”

The questioning continued:

Did you know it was being filmed?
We had sex and yes, I did film it. What don’t you get about this?
Sorry, sex-tape talk makes me blank out. But why were you upset with him if it was your idea?
He was publically talking about it. So I made sure I got paid for being naked rather than being taken advantage of and being put out there for free.

Miss South Carolina was not available to help parse this, but if I’m not mistaken, she was “just dating” Deen, “casually” but “not really.” She wanted to make the tape “for herself” and she did. But then it turned out that all of those producers, makeup artists, and lighting guys standing around, not to mention Deen himself, were not, in fact, working on the film pro bono, as Farrah had previously thought, but as part of a “front to take advantage of her.” Farrah also seems to believe she filmed it herself?

She says she got mad at James Deen for “publically” talking about an adult film he’d been hired to do, which somehow led to the film being released against Farrah’s will. So she made Vivid give her money for it after the fact. (After they had paid for every aspect of the film’s production.) Got it.

If this sounds a little far fetched to you, here is James Deen’s competing account of how this porno sausage got made:

Deen could not be reached for comment on this latest gem because he’s already told his side of the story and could not give less of a shit.

(Via Gawker)

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  • anna

    what? what?
    do you ever think people like this are having a go at us? I mean really. No one is that dumb. No one like the pretentious girl but I often feel that they just have a more evolved sense of humor, because no one is this dumb.

    • Maggie

      Have you ever seen an episode of “Teen Mom”? Sadly, Farrah does seem that dumb. It’s one of those “ridiculously spoiled brat turned into delusional adult” kinda things.

    • anna

      I haven’t, but I really feel like maybe she is secretly smart. Maybe having a go at us. I like to think of it as an ongoing social experiment she’s created. It’s probably just an attempt to capitalize off her fame, but it would be more interesting as an experiment.

  • http://sarahhollowell.com/ Sarah Hollowell

    Is it just me or does James Deen seem super awesome?

    • Sarah Hassell

      Fuck yes James Deen really is super awesome. He never ceases to amaze me with his awesomeness.

    • Eileen

      Yeah, he seems really normal – the guy you went to high school with who happens to be a professional porn star, and listening to him describe it, it sounds basically like your average office job.

    • jack_sprat2

      I’d give odds that he secretly holds promiscuous women in contempt. He’s probably also very good with parents. Fortunately, mine were never fooled by the act with which most women let guys like him get away. I knew those guys in school; two of them occasionally discussed “shop” in the bleachers, during several years of swim class. The girls adored them and they both cut VERY wide swaths, including among the girls’ mothers and much younger sisters. Loathsome fellows.