• Wed, Jun 26 2013

Classic Disney Wed Bed Dead: Do You Think Goofy Ever Gets Lipstick?

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

Today, we are deeply horrible people so we’re playing WBD with a trio of classic Disney characters: the universally beloved Mickey Mouse, the adored dimwit Goofy and the occasionally maligned Donald Duck. Mickey is big-hearted but dull, Goofy is dumb (but his son Max is stupid hot) and Donald’s dick is always out. This is a tough one!

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  • Sean

    I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but all I could think of while watching this episode, is if you were having sex with Goofy (beyond the horrid lipstick thing), the instant he was inside you he’d look down, give that idiotic laugh, and go “Well, gawrsh!”.

    And for that, I’m deeply unproud of myself.

    • Garrett

      hahahahahahaha NAILED IT

    • GAftly8524

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      The worst thing is, it’s not like I was sitting here wondering what’s
      the most messed up thing I could say, that came to me INSTANTLY.

    • Tania

      Thank you for ruining my childhood in one sentence. :(

    • Sean

      The worst thing is, it’s not like I was sitting here wondering what’s the most messed up thing I could say, that came to me INSTANTLY.

      I’m an awful, awful person. The only thing left for me to do is start writing biblical slash fiction.

  • ash

    UGH WHAT IS WITH THE DOG DICKS???

    Max was pretty cool though.

  • Fabel

    Nope, this time I gotta disagree. Sex with Goofy. So much sex with Goofy.

    And then kill Mickey Mouse. Although that leaves me marrying Donald…? I guess that’s okay?

  • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

    I looked at this headline and thought “lipstick” referred to Goofy dressing up like a pretty lady. You know, like Bugs Bunny used to do.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      NOPE.