What Your Tan Lines Say About You

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Alright, you have convinced me that I really should be wearing sunscreen. However, for those who are not perfect in their suntan application, here is a breakdown on what your tan lines say about you.

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    • Sean

      Why would you be wary of vampires? I thought you wanted to join us.

      I mean them.

      Shit.

    • Cee

      I kiiinda have a beater/bib tan going on. I went to San Diego for Memorial Day and put sunblock everywhere except the cleaveage area, I wore a tank top sooo yea. Bib tan.

    • Lisa(r)

      Farmers with wife beater tans but no wives, represent!