It’s summer, y’all! And you know what that means: time to head down to the beach to make giant penises out of sand, show your boobs to children, play velcro scatch, and engage in whatever other fun beach activities your particular group of friends may enjoy. But first, you need to buy a swimsuit, and that’s where the tricky part comes in, because some swimsuits are really, really ugly. How ugly? Well, look at these 25 I just found. None of them seem like they are serious about being swimsuits for humans to wear while they swim in the water, and yet, they are totally not joking. Let’s laugh about them together.
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