• Tue, Jul 2 2013

“Sexy Tales” Provides Choose Your Own Adventure Phone Sex

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Are you thinking to yourself, “Goodness, I’d like to engage in a lot of erotic phone play with my partner, but I am at a loss on how to do that, for I am not storyteller?” Hell, who hasn’t? Well, probably Scheherazade, she seemed pretty good at that stuff. But I guess for everyone else there’s now Sexy Tales, which basically offers a “choose your own adventure” format for phone sex.

According to The Daily Mail:

A start-up company has unveiled a new product called Sexy Tales, which allows couples to engage in phone sex by leaving each other romantic recordings.
The new service aims to help spice up couple’s sex lives with a simple ‘play-by-play’ service.
Users call the company’s system and record 10 short messages to create a multi-path ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ sex story, leading their partner on to a multiple choice of endings, presumably most of them happy.

But may I go off script with those messags and begin leaving insane stories, all of them involving dinosaurs, ghosts, and various characters from American History and Star Wars? I may! I may! They explain that:

Users either follow a provocative script provided by the company or create their own based on personal fantasies.
The phone service encourages people to try different voices, and experiment with sultry and sexy tones.

Oh, God, I am going to experiment with the weirdest tones. I hope I can do one entire one where I sound like Kermit. I also hope I can find a partner who has a really good sense of humor.

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  • Malia

    LOL, not a bad idea but think it’d be annoying having to wait for the options! I will stick to choose your own adventure videos and books. Enjoying this one at the moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrYYjE9mr0