Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.
This week, we’re saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!! for the 4th of July and playing with three important, famous (and extremely real) Americans. American heros, if you will: first president of steez George Washington, blandly valiant comic book staple Captain America and classic outdoorsy type Davy Crockett. Washington is the most powerful, certainly–but did you know he had false teeth made of real teeth?
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