Wed Bed Dead: Jaime & Cersei Lannister Commit Incest Because They’re Both Hot, Right?


Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week on WBD, Jennifer is really missing Game of Thrones, so she asked to fill the long, slow slog between season three’s finale and season four’s premiere with a House Lannister-themed game. Our subjects will be stodgy old coot Tywin, hard-partying sass mouth Tyrion and conflicted but conventionally goodlooking Jaime. Spoiler alert: everybody dies at some point, even though it seems like they’re the hero.

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    • Sean

      Ok, really, who HASN’T been told by their parent that they’re lucky said parent didn’t drown them in the lake as a kid?

      Two, I’m having a hard time picturing the logistics of having sex with a dwarf, and I’m terrified of looking it up.

    • Tania

      I feel like, if there is a rich, older man to choose, Jennifer will always choose to wed him. She really wants to get her kids into private schools, eh?

      But, of course, if she had kids with Tywin they would probably end up fucking each other and also getting married off into loveless marriages to men who are still in love with dead women.

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      But, of course, if she had kids with Tywin they would probably end up
      fucking each other and also getting married off into loveless marriages
      to men who are still in love with dead women.

    • ash

      Peter Dinklage is so hot, and so far he’s actually been a really good husband to Sansa by, you know…not raping her. Also, I very much like to drink and carouse. Perfect husband. I’d definitely fuck Cersei over Jaime, but i guess she’s not in the running.

      Side note, I heard you on the Dinner Party Download from 2 weeks ago, Ashley! It was perfect. Made me so happy!

    • Sookie

      Wed Jaime, Bed Tywin and Dead Tyrion you should do True Blood, Eric, Bill and Warlow