What Your Sandal Says About You

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It’s the time of year when you’re just not going to put on shoes. You’re going to wear sandals. Some sandals are great. Some are less great. And people who wear gladiator sandals are jerks, and that’s pretty much all there is to it.

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    • Eileen

      Zen sandals. Basically spot-on.

      • Ellen W.

        It always scares me how right Jennifer is with these. I was thrilled when the engagement ring wasn’t so accurate as to give me goosebumps. It was still pretty darn close though.

    • Adi

      Oh my god. I wear gladiator sandals. :(

      • Brianna

        I’m wearing a pair right now.

      • Adi

        I think we’re jerks.

    • Robin

      I split pretty evenly between flip flops and running sandals, and all I can say is: the first one is spot on, and I hope you’re right about the second one. :D

    • Guest

      you do mean “wear TWEED” right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/daniella.sloane Daniella Sloane Alberts

      when you say “Your winter wardrobe is comprised almost entirely out of tweet.”, you do mean TWEED, yes?
      See? twitter rots yer brain. i knew it!

      • CJ

        “When mean wear elbow patches, you swoon.” UMMM – when MEN? So many typos. Horribly written. Thought this would be so much better

      • Sarah

        Glad somebody else is catching these mistakes! Also, the word “comprised” conveys inclusion or containment, not the structural makeup of something. I think the author meant “is composed of” instead, as “is comprised of” is a bit of a grammatical misconception that folks erroneously deem acceptable more and more often. Yeah, I know, pick my battles…

    • Alexis H

      You know, strappy high heel girl could still make it to the gambling tables of Monte Carlo if she just gets in touch with platforms girl for a recommendation for the best sugar baby dating site.

    • Rachel

      Can anyone say ‘typos’?

    • Desire

      I was wanting so much more from this when I linked over from Refinery… Weak sauce!

    • Liss

      How does one get paid to have this cool job but doesn’t spellcheck?

    • Reader

      Several days later, and no one fixed the typos? Sheesh. Very weak.

    • Jess

      God this article is rude.

      • Sarah

        Oh c’mon it was fun. I have a pair of half of the styles anyway.