Oh my gosh oh my gosh everyone look holy cow it’s the royal baby! That adorable ball of snugs will one day rule over the grand monarchy of the United Kingdom! That little cuddlebug could be king!
Kate Middleton and Prince William have left the Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s hospital in Paddington, London with the new prince and showing him off to the world, The Lion King-style. The new parents both look fantastic, happy, and surprisingly well-rested. For some reason I can’t get over how adorable it is that Prince William put the new prince (in a carseat) into the back of their car and then drove away, slowly. He’s a nervous and happy new dad. Come on!
Congratulations to the new parents and to British people who got an adorably potato-shaped new ruler! Now we can all wait with baited breath for the little guy’s new name. Let’s all hope it’s not Albert.