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Christina Aguilera Lost A Bunch Of Weight And You Are Supposed To Care About It

Christina Aguilera arrives at the NBCUniversal's "2013 Summer TCA Tour" at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on July 27, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Remember when Snooki and the other troglodyte from The Jersey Shore lost a bunch of weight and could! at last! be! happy…? Remember how they went to the gym a bunch, ate all those lean meats and steamed vegetables–(broccoli and salmon! salad with grilled chicken!–and finally got to be whole?

Christina Aguilera is the newest member of that elite club of conventionally attractive, spiritually tranquil individuals.

Over the weekend, she participated in a panel for The Voice alongside Carson Daly, newly-engaged Adam Levine and CeeLo Green. While walking the red carpet to and from the panel, Aguilera did what’s called “showing off and/or flaunting her new figure” (as they say in entrainment blogging) in what appeared to be a pink Azzedine Alaïa mini and beige Christian Louboutins:

Christina Aguilera arrives at the NBCUniversal's "2013 Summer TCA Tour" at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on July 27, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

In also-important news, apparently Aguilera dropped the weight through a revolutionary combination of healthy eating and exercise. According to “a source” via Us Magazine:

A source tells Us that Aguilera has managed her slim-down with a combination of healthy eating and working out.

“It’s more of a mind-body thing for her,” a source previously told Us of Aguilera’s commitment to shedding the pounds. “She believes in exercise that she enjoys, doing strength work as opposed to intense cardio.”

While we are glad that Aguilera can finally! be! happy! now that she’s noticeably thinner than she used to be, we are kind of bummed that her makeup continues to look like that.

(Photos via Getty)

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  • Emily

    I’m more concerned about her ombre skin…she gets darker and darker as you scroll down. Hmmm…

  • Krusticle

    No, I say she needs to fix the straw on her head.

  • Greater Cornholio

    You sound like snarky, jealous assholes when you comment on someone’s weight loss. Especially since that person is normally tiny and the weight gain was not the norm for her. Also, there’s nothing wrong with her makeup. Again, you sound like snarky, jealous assholes.