Hello there,Â GlossÂ fans!Â Welcome to this weekâ€™s episode ofÂ our web seriesÂ Wed Bed Dead, in which editorsÂ Jennifer WrightÂ andÂ Ashley CardiffÂ must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of theirÂ longrunning and delightful games ofÂ Fuck Marry KillÂ here onÂ The Gloss.
This week on Wed Bed Dead, we’re celebrating summer–perfect for sweltering romances, climactic dance sequences, and… very unsettling casual reference to sexual assault? Our trio today is lovestruck greaserÂ Danny Zuko (played by John Travolta) from Grease, working class dance instructorÂ Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) from Dirty Dancing and recalcitrant camp counselorÂ Andy (Paul Rudd) from Wet Hot American Summer. It’s a tough choice–we don’t want to change our entire personalities for a high schooler, we’re both perfectly content being put in the cornerÂ and… no one wants to be told they taste like a burger.
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