This baby is cuter than you. He always has been, he always will be. It’s not his fault. Blame the parents. No — blame the melons. And the farmers who farmed them. Here, see what I mean:
YEAH. A BABY WITH A WATERMELON OUTFIT. Look at his little face. He is so happy to be in a melon and have his little arms in melon floaties which would not normally be conducive to floating except he’s clearly an angel so he’ll just fly above all water. OK. Breathe Sam. It’s just a baby in a melon (THE BEST BABY/THE BEST MELON).
Now, I have no reason to believe this kid is actually the King of Watermelons, but to be fair, I do not have evidence to the contrary. This is essentially the best, cutest, happiest thing I have seen on the Internet in days — especially in the past 48 hours — so I am extra thrilled at its adorable and highly sweet (get it? you do) nature. As somebody who firmly believes babies and animals wearing fruit and other peculiar objects is quite possibly the end all/be all of the world’s supply of Good Things, I am unreasonably stoked at these photos.
Oh, and did I mention that IT COMES WITH A MATCHING WATERMELON HAT?
And while we are at it I suppose I should mention THE MATCHING WATERMELON SHOES.
Ah, to be young and in a melon.