• Fri, Aug 9 2013

13 Reasons Why You Should Be Masturbating Right Now

why you should be masturbating right nowIt’s one of the healthiest things you can do with your body, and doesn’t require another person, so why not masturbate every chance you get? I’m not suggesting you become an addict, as I don’t condone addiction of any kind (unless it’s to something like, oh, I don’t know, cupcakes.) But if you have the time and the itch, maybe you should just scratch it.

For some, masturbation is a means to relieving stress. That’s great and is definitely a help when your nerves are on the edge. Then there are those who use it when they’re horny, haven’t gotten laid in awhile, or because, hell, you don’t have to get out of bed for another 10 minutes. What ever your reason, go for it; do so with fervor, dedication and total commit to your body’s needs.

Not that anyone should need an excuse to masturbate at any given time, but should you be craving it this very moment, here are 13 reasons why you should slide your hand from wherever it currently is and double click your other mouse.

Sometimes we all need a justification for our actions, and if your longing to have a hairy palm is one of them, then so be it.

Photo: HBO

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  • Sean

    While I love this article, come on, surely exposed labia earns a NSFW in the title?

    • jovan1984

      I will agree with you for one reason and one reason only: the labia that is exposed used in an obviously sexual manner.

      Non-sexual nudity is Safe for Work, or SFW.

      If the photo is of a body part being used in an obviously sexual manner, such as a picture of an erect penis, that is NSFW.