The Teen Choice Awards are usually the only red carpet with enough bright, bold mini-skirts to rival an MTV awards show–last night at the 2013 ceremony, however, the Teen Choice Awards red carpet was wall to wall fashion disasters. Pretty much everything bombed. Spectacularly.
Much has been made of Abigail Breslin looking all growed up. Also, nothing here goes together. Is that a sequined bolero?
Anna Camp‘s dress is very “figure skater” meets “breath mint.”
Ashley Benson‘s look is a mess.
Though we are usually firmly in the Chloe Moretz camp, this is incoherent.
Also bumming us out is Hailee Steinfeld, usually never a disappointment on red carpets. The dress is nonsenical, but the real problem is all the extensions and the cheesy makeup. Where did you go, Hailee??
Chord Overstreet. Ah, to be a man on the red carpet.
Ian Somerhalder. Seriously–they don’t even have to try, do they?
You can probably guess how we feel about Crystal Reed‘s weirdo printed peplum (!) jumpsuit.
Just kidding, we think it’s kind of great.
Demi Lovato. Not good. Very not good.
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