Red Carpet Rundown: The Teen Choice Awards Were A Wonderland Of Fashion Disasters

Singer Hayley Williams of Paramore performs at the Teen Choice Awards 2013 at the Gibson Amphitheatre on August 11, 2013 in Universal City, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

The Teen Choice Awards are usually the only red carpet with enough bright, bold mini-skirts to rival an MTV awards show–last night at the 2013 ceremony, however, the Teen Choice Awards red carpet was wall to wall fashion disasters. Pretty much everything bombed. Spectacularly.

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Much has been made of Abigail Breslin looking all growed up. Also, nothing here goes together. Is that a sequined bolero?

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals

Anna Camp‘s dress is very “figure skater” meets “breath mint.”

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals

Ashley Benson‘s look is a mess.

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals Though we are usually firmly in the Chloe Moretz camp, this is incoherent.

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals

Also bumming us out is Hailee Steinfeld, usually never a disappointment on red carpets. The dress is nonsenical, but the real problem is all the extensions and the cheesy makeup. Where did you go, Hailee??

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals
Chord Overstreet. Ah, to be a man on the red carpet.

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals

Ian Somerhalder. Seriously–they don’t even have to try, do they?

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals You can probably guess how we feel about Crystal Reed‘s weirdo printed peplum (!) jumpsuit.

Just kidding, we think it’s kind of great.

Teen Choice Awards 2013 - Arrivals

Demi Lovato. Not good. Very not good.

Why, yes. Yes there’s more:

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    • Cee

      Shay and Naya bought their shoes at the same crappy place.

      Lily Collins could have gone without the odd back train.

      And, Abigail Breslin looks too Elisha Cuthbert, and its bumming me out!

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    • Katy Hearne

      is it weird that when I saw Demi Levato that the first thing I thought of was Adam Lambert?

    • Fabel

      Either I never had a very good idea of what Paramore Girl looks like, OR they switched Hayley for somebody else without announcing it. There’s no way a haircut should throw me off that much.

    • LynnKell

      Lilly Collins didn’t look that bad… it just wasn’t an appropriate dress for the occasion. Shay, Shay, Shay…. your shoes ruined it all.

      The rest of attendants should be ashamed.

    • Alyssa

      Demi Lovato looks really uncomfortable and Miley’s skirt is really cracking me up for some reason. Maybe it’s because I can’t take anything she does seriously anymore. What’s with all the high low skirts? I thought we were done with that….

      • Tania

        Her skirt looks made of belts, that’s what doing it for me.

    • Katie

      Ian Somerhalder. I don’t care what he wears.