If you have gone on the internet today, it’s physically impossible that you are not yet aware of Miley Cyrus‘ triumphantly atrocious VMAs performance, which was arguably racist, eye rollingly predictable, and a sign that America is dead inside. Bodysnarking aside, most of the bad things one might say about it are justified.
But what if it was all just a big misunderstanding? What if, rather than consciously appropriating the culture of economically disadvantaged African Americans to make herself look naughty, Miley simply never learned to tell the difference between people and accessories? Remember, this is someone who didn’t go to high school.
Rather than join the chorus of finger-pointing, I would like to step in to educate Miley in a constructive fashion so as to prevent such missteps in the future. Hence, I give you: an edutaining tutorial on how to tell the difference between accessories and human beings. Click through the slideshow to check your answers.
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