Here it is, folks: the worst looks from last night’s 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. You may have noticed that our Best Dressed picks were all of seven people. That’s because this year’s ceremony was an unbelievable fashion shitshow. Let’s have a look…
Last night’s red carpet was one of the most naked ever, with sheer dresses and meticulously placed appliques everywhere. It bums us out to see so many women feeling like they have to be naked for whatever reason (we don’t really buy “because I loved these four square inches of mesh imitating a dress!”). Erin Wasson in particular.
Ashanti wore one of the worst cutout dresses in history (and that’s really saying something).
Everyone from the Jersey Shore:
Although Ronnie Magro‘s chain really brought out his muscles.
Deena Cortese had the worst shoes of the evening, by far.
JWOWW continues her transition to a very special edition Happy Holidays Barbie.
Someone needs to remind One Direction what their music sounds like.
And also, that in about 10 years, all of their coordinated outfits will still look just like this–at least ‘NSYNC and the BSB never made Ian Curtis spin in his grave, though.
“Shut the fuck up.”
(All photos via Getty)