Today a website promised to teach me the one trick you need “to make him treat you like a princess.” The website can keep it’s secrets, because anybody who needs to be tricked or goaded into being nice to you isn’t worth the effort to trick. But the title surprised me, because I think the author is setting the target a little low. There are lots of things I’d rather be treated like than a princess.
Being treated like a princess doesn’t seem that great, honestly. Sure, you probably have lots of money and fame, but you also have people constantly watching to see if you’re pregnant and wondering why you aren’t yet. Princesses have nice clothes, but so often they have to adhere to that boring, conservative princess style, without getting to really experiment and go crazy. And for all the many, many privileges that come with being a princess, there’s usually not any actual power involved.
So there are a whole lot of things I would rather be treated like than a princess. These seven people and things are just the beginning …