Would you like men to find your sleeping form so irresistible that they constantly wake you up with offers of intercourse? Of course you would.
Then ditch those frilly teddies and slip into some comfy old PJs (you know, the ones with the cartoon dogs on them), because a new survey says men like you better that way!
According to The Daily Mail, the humble pajama set came first in a recent UK poll on what makes men cum first in the bedroom, with 37% of male respondents saying they liked them best. Lingerie came in second at 32%, “borrowed men’s clothes” at 27%, and just 17% liked seeing their partners sleep in the nude. (I guess there’s potential to fall into unflattering positions.) The reasons men cited for preferring pajamas include the belief that women look “cute” in them, and they are also attracted to their modesty. English people are such prudes.
In contrast, 35% of women like men in boxers/underwear, 31% like them in PJ bottoms, 24% like them in full PJs, and a whole 16% like them in onesie pajamas (pref. with an ass flap), my personal favorite. I would like to meet these women. Not surprisingly, the majority of people polled say they prioritize comfort over attractiveness in what they wear to bed, because you don’t need to dress up for dream land.
Personally, I am happy about this revelation, because I wear my PJs not only to sleep in, but most days when I’m doing work. I have them in all colors and patterns, the dorkier the better, and unlike some of my colleagues, I’m cheering the new “pajamas as outerwear” trend. And now that we’ve gotten men to sign off on it, there are no limits to where this trend might go. Work? Parties? The waitresses at Hooters? Thanks, men.
(Via The Daily Mail)