Last night, London’sÂ Royal Opera House was host to theÂ GQ Men Of The Year Awards. Actors, singers, comedians, models and random celebrities all turned out for the event’s red carpet, which was filled with tuxes and sexy dresses by the dozens.Â FromÂ Emma WatsonÂ toÂ Alexa ChungÂ toÂ Jourdan Dunn, there were gorgeous women in beautiful outfits.
Now, it seems that the city of London was having a terrible heatwave because everybody showed up on the red carpet wearing tube tops and crop tops and massive cutouts, presumably in order to catch the breeze. Alright, fine — I’ll admit many of these styles looked super sexy and weren’t disasters, but there were so many outfits that justÂ reeked of “my stylist says this is how I have to dress for men’s magazines.” You decide for yourself, though.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley picked a tight, whiteÂ Versace dress and wore it with a simple pair ofÂ LouboutinÂ So Kate Python heels. Wearing white after Labor Day is a-okay in the UK, eh? (I couldn’t resist the urge to make that ridiculous sentence come to fruition.)
Jourdan Dunn looked just unreasonably gorgeous in this deep-VÂ Hugo BossÂ gown. Honestly, I hate the texture of the dress (and how it winds up looking frayed around the edges as a result), but her hair, makeup and simply accessorizing wereÂ perfect.
Another deep-cut metallic gown whichÂ Suki Waterhouse looks lovely in. I’m not positive how I feel about its silhouette, but just like Dunn’s, the simple hair and makeup offset how dramatic the dress is.
I’m not so sure about Alexa Chung‘s matching metallic top and bottom fromÂ Carven, nor the orangey-red she picked for her lips, but I am all about thatÂ Chanel Perspex clutch shaped like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 perfume.
Russell Brand: Man in a hurry. And also a great outfit.
Rita Ora‘s penchant for patterns plus cutouts continues with thisÂ Etro Fall 2013 micro-beaded dress that reminds me entirely too much of Backgammon board.
Also, I can’t tell if her makeup is creatively awesome or awesomely bad.
While I loveÂ Emma Watson‘s style at least 90% of the time, I admittedly hate thisÂ Balenciaga Resort 2014 outfit consisting of an ivory silk wrap top, loose-fitting black pants and peep-toe heels. I think the upper portion looks like a boob job bandage paired with the cape from a Legos Halloween costume.
On the bright side, her makeup was exceptionally lovely, as always.
There is no better “Man of the Year” thanÂ Stephen Fry, just FYI. Perhaps I am biased because I grew up listening to his voice read me books on tape each night, but still. Dude is rad.
Bright orange + metallic fabric + croc pattern should equal disaster, butÂ Alice Eve pulls it off gorgeously in this Richard Nicoll dressÂ andÂ Christian Loboutin âPigalleâ pumps in a coordinated (but more subdued) shade. The monochromatic makeup was a little much, but it tied the look together just fine.
Douglas Booth‘s deep blue velvet suit is not just a gorgeous shade, it’s an excellent fit. I wish the bowtie had been a bit straighter and I’m not keen on his hair’s styling, but overall, this is a great look for the evening.
Comedian and actorÂ David Mitchell looked snazzy accompanied by his beautiful and entirely-too-cool wifeÂ Victoria Coren who wore a form-fitting lace overlay dress and tan slingbacks.
Go home,Â Daisy Lowe, you’re drunk.
Like, really drunk, apparently. It’s okay — I still love you and thisÂ Saint Laurent chiffon gown despite the ridiculously clashing redÂ Louboutins and how much your underwear can be seen. Er, actually, perhaps some fashion tape would’ve been a solid investment. Or, you know, seams.
Now, for the Best Dressed Dude and Worst DressedÂ awards…