Miley Cyrus Gets Naked And Cries In Her New Video

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Our girl Miley Cyrus is back to her old tricks getting naked in awkward environments because she can’t be tamed. In her new Terry Richardson-directed video for “Wrecking Ball,” Miley gallivants around an oddly appointed, all white room with it’s own large cinder block cube for Miley to destroy. CUZ YOU’RE A WRECKING BALL. Or something.

Here is a list of things that Miley does in the video for “Wrecking Ball.”

1. Cry.

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2. Hold a sledge hammer.

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3. Caress the sledge hammer.

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4. Lick the sledge hammer. Has that shit been properly sanitized? This seems like a sexy recipe for tetanus.

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5. Get intimate with a wrecking ball (guys, that’s name of the song!)


6. Get naked, sits on wrecking ball while nude.

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7. Walk away from the wreckage in slow motion.

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8. Lie in the wreckage of the structure she just destroyed (is this symbolic of a relationship? I don’t know. Do I look like I understand poetry?).


As Miley writhes around (healthily exploring her sexuality and body, which I will always defend even when it’s fucking Miley Cyrus), you can almost hear Terry Richardson’s heavy breathing over the processed sounds vaguely reminiscent of a human person singing.

Whatever, Miley. I can’t even deal with you today. She looks beautiful (am I the only person in history who loves her hair like that?) and the video is relatively arty, if you’re into that type of thing. I’m not.

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    • Carrie

      Wait….what happened to 7?

      • Julia Sonenshein

        Good catch!

    • Alexis H

      1. The girl is a one trick pony.
      2. Those gross fake nails nails. Nooooo, why would you wear those, whyyyy?

    • Eileen

      Sigh. Miley Cyrus is not only beautiful but an adult, now, so can she please stop acting like a 14-year-old? I’m all about embracing one’s sexuality, but she just screams, “Look at me! I’m a grown-up! I have boobs! You want to fuck me, right? I’m a sexual object, right? Because I’m grown up now!” with pretty much everything she does. (Same thing with the cursing/drug references – we get it, Miley, you’re not a kid anymore, except you totally still act like one)

      • BrittanyLouis

        Yes! I keep looking at her and wondering if I was as insufferable as she was when I got to adulthood? If so I need to buy my parents and friends lavish gifts to say sorry.

    • Cee

      Uuugh *shudder* licking the hammer?! *germaphobic convulsion*

      • Samantha

        Between that and her naked self sitting on the wrecking ball, I just want to give my brain (and her person) a shower.

    • Katie

      Remember that time Miley dressed up like a bird and danced in a cage? and we were all like “Whoah Miley!”

      We were so young then.