Yesterday, Rihanna was in London promoting her Spring 2014 River Island collection–though she changed outfits three times in something like twelve hours, she managed to catch the most attention for the one above, a varsity jacket with fur sleeves, a nipple ring-revealing mesh shirt, a rattail mullet and all topped off with blue lipstick. At one point, she also took a custom piece from Alexander Wang‘s logo-heavy Spring 14 collection for a spin. It almost seems as if Rihanna becomes more Rihanna every day.
But amid all this sartorial provocation, she somehow managed to outdo herself (rather, Vivienne Westwood helped Rihanna outdo herself). A publicity assistant sent the singer the following freebie:
It’s a black leather clutch with a metallic (hologram?) detail in embossed croc skin of a penis. In her infinite Rihanna-ness, the singer Instagrammed a photo with her hand laid across the bag, as if she were giving the clutch penis an HJ.
She said of the freebie, “Super impressive!!! Thank you to my Westwood family!!#VivienneWestwoodLondon”
What’s more edgy/Rihanna, we ask you? Blue lipstick and a rattail mullet or an unsubtle allusion to jerking off a purse?
The answer is: both things on the same day in London. Nicely done.
(Photos via Getty, Rihanna’s Instagram)