Last night, I went to see Insidious 2. It was actually a fairly decent sequel, in my opinion, and it got me in the mood to watch a ton of horror movies (which is my favorite film genre; no, I’m not a sociopath). Then I remembered as I woke up that today, this lovely September day, is two things:
- Friday the 13th.
- My mom’s birthday.
To celebrate both of these lovely events, I would like to share with you a list of things you should wear (and pieces to avoid) if you should find yourself in the midst of being stalked by a terrifying madman wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a giant, shiny machete in one hand. You know, normal situations.
Photo: Friday the 13th (1980).