• Fri, Sep 20 2013

4 Apps To Boost Your Sex Life (Or Give Your Phone-Addicted Partner An Excuse)

shutterstock_74652799 There is NOTHING sexier than a man who brings his cell phone to bed. When you are ready to get all romantic and enjoy some alone time together, there is nothing like knowing that your man is focused on you and your needs and wants and how more can he prove this besides bringing his phone into the bedroom. I don’t know about you guys, but nothing gets me hotter than hearing that sexy little chirp announcing that one of his contacts has updated theur Facebook status to announce they have eaten a “bad piece of salmon for dinner.” HOT. And now the bedroom is about to get a whole lot hotter, thanks to a smattering of sexy new phone apps that will not only spice up your sex life, but will also give your partner another excuse not to turn their fucking phone off.

Spreadsheets:

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Spreadsheets lets you keep a record of your average, peak, and aggregate performance. It does this by recording your movements in bed. This app also features a way in which you can share your “achievements” with your friends. So they can all know how long you bone for.

The Kindu App 

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Kindu is an app that lets you share ideas for sexytimes with your partner and they get to give a big thumbs up or down, or even a maybe, for how they would like to engage in certain activities. It has over 800 ideas for couples to engage in together, and I am not sure it is right for me because I doubt it has the option of “Spend time together cleaning out the gutters.”

 Kahnoodle 

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Kahnoodle is an app that lets you give your partner Kudos and Koupons and I don’t know about you guys, but this is just one K too many. You can tell this one is a winner because of this screen grab. “Not only did you CATCH the fish but you cooked it to perfection.” I bet the dude who has this app also has an app to tell him where the best fishing spots are.

 Hot Truth Or Dare

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Truth Or Dare claims something that I find pretty damn sexy, ” No typo mistakes.” It also says it includes” Double Dares, Triple Dares, Group Dares, EXTREME dares, Fantasy Dares, Revenge Dares, Uncensored Dares !” You know, for all of this revenge dares you may participate in, whatever the hell those are.

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  • Brooke

    you had a typo on the “” in the sentence where you say you love when there aren’t typo mistakes…