Celebrities get all the cool animals! First we have bad monkey baby daddy Justin Bieber, then we have RiRi posing with a slow loris (which is such a cool name it doesn’t even sound real.. slow Loris. It sounds like a nickname of a very lazy gangster) and now we have Miley who is technically twerking with a monkey. And not just any monkey, but with a cowboy monkey.
And whatever this thing is, some sort of giant faux-muppet monster guy.
Who she is giving a happy time lap dance too.
Miley has said that she is going to make a Tumblr. OK, technically what she said is:
I love how her lipstick matches the faux muppet thing she is grinding on perfectly. That takes some planning.
I can’t get all hand-wringy about Miley because she is young and silly and she should be allowed to do whatever the hell she wants, as long as she knocks off all of her cultural appropriation nonsense, but the rest of it really doesn’t bother me. At least she isn’t urinating into restaurant buckets like SOME people. In case any of you were interested, the monkey is named “Don” – which I will get judgey about. Don is a really stupid name for a cowboy monkey.