This is the best news I have ever seen, ever, and that includes when I found out Kel Mitchell wasn’t dead after that rumor was all over the Internet a while back. GUYS. There is a fashion show. For cats.
The event: Kitty CATure Fashion Show, and it is exactly what it sounds like. It was put on by The International Cat Association at the American Kennel Club Meet the Breed showcase in New York this weekend. As you may recall, I really, really like cats. Like, a lot. Thus, this is my favorite event I have been able to post photos of in…I don’t know, ever? Longer than forever? Like, 9 lives worth of forevers? It’s like the Lion King, but more fit for a Land’s End catalogue. If Eminem were a cat…or Jesse Pinkman. Either way. Sleepy models. Animals wearing animal print always feels weird, but then again, so does animal print in general. Oh my god. It should be noted that sometime during the writing of this post, I burst into tears in front of like five of my coworkers because I got overwhelmed by how cute and absurd this photo of a person pointing the microphone at a cat is. Streaming. Tears. If Walter White were a cat owner. Possibly more glorious than the regular Boy King (not as good as the Watermelon Baby King, though). LIKE REALLY WHY IS HE HOLDING THE MIC THERE? WHAT IS THIS I CAT EVEN. Eminem, why you so grouchy? I just…I can’t. When I told my boyfriend I was going to write up a post regarding this whole shebang, he said that I “must be in heaven.” My coworkers looked amused and a little nervous upon hearing about this little event, as they knew it could only mean one thing: Feline Frenzied Sam Syndrome. Lo and behold, 12 photos later, they are correct. I now need a nap. A cat nap. I will not apologize for that one.
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