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Every Breaking Bad Halloween Costume You Could Possibly Want (And Where To Get Them)

Breaking Bad

First of all, there are zero spoilers regarding Breaking Bad‘s last season in this post. I’m not a complete asshole, I promise. I definitely watched the series finale, though, so if you wanna discuss that stuff, hit a girl up by email!

Second, you know you wanna dress up as one of these characters. You know it. So here’s how to do it! Some of these costumes are DIY, some are store bought, all are awesome.

First Season Walt

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1. Put on a loose light green shirt, like this one:
green shirt j crew2. Get brave. Strip down to your underwear.
3. And by “your underwear” I mean these godawful things you would normally never wear:
hanes underwear4. Except you’ll still look hot and you won’t GAF.

Jesse & Walt Cooking

BREAKING-BAD-COSTUMES

1. Hazmat suits:
hazmat suit 2. Gas masks with vapor filters:
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3. If you’re Walt, be sure to talk down to whomever is playing Jesse. If you’re Jesse, be sure to eff things up constantly.

Walt as Heisenberg

Breaking Bad -- Heisenberg Costume

1. Watch several Kanye West videos to pump up your ego.
2. No, really, you should be feeling like you could beat God’s ass at volleyball.
 3. If you have facial hair to shave, shave it into a goatee. If not, wear a fake one.
4. Put on a skin cap to cover up your hair.
5. Wear fake glasses (or real ones, if you got ‘em).
6. Put on a black windbreaker.
oakley-realize-windbreaker-jet-black7. Wear dark black sunglasses.
8. And, of course, the hat.
Bollman-Collection-1940s-Pork-Pie-Hat-385x240

Skyler White

skyler white1. Accept that everyone at the parties you attend will ask why you’re such a bitch even though your husband is a meth manufacturing sociopathic serial killer.
2. Put on a pretty coral robe (seriously, what better excuse to wear something incredibly comfortable for Halloween than the whole “I just had a baby and my husband is cray” thing?):
eberjey-coral-jade-stretchjersey-robe3. Wrap a pale green sash around your waist.
green sash4. Blow out your hair away from your face.
5. Apply just simple eyeliner, mascara, peach blush and coral lipstick.
6. Constantly be smoking a cigarette at inappropriate times.

Mike Ehrmantraut

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1. Be smarter than everyone else and damn tired that nobody recognizes that.
2. Wear the same wig cap from earlier.
3. Put on this simple black jacket:
Lined Eisenhower Jacket4. Have a heart of gold, sort of.
5. …except be terrifying.

Marie Schrader

marie schrader

1. When in doubt, wear purple, like this plum dress:
plum dress2. Wear your hair down and parted slightly to the side.
3. Put on some pretty purple earrings:
purple earrings4. Bring a crown for whomever is hosting the party you’re at that you mysteriously found at a “vintage store.”
5. Steal stuff. (No, not really, your friends will hate you and it’s weird.)

Now for some villains!

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  • Kelli

    It’s Mike Ehrmentraut. Not Frank.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      Derp derp. Thanks for the heads up, my brain is clearly out of it from last night!

  • Cee

    I. Never. Cared. For. Breaking Bad. There! I said it. Walt sounded like an evil psycho path, though I was always amused that a character liked purple just as much as I do.

    • Nat

      he is an evil psychopath! thats the point!

  • add sum pepper

    thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! :D