Harlotry: My Strange First Day Working In An Erotic Massage Parlor

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This week’s Harlotry is a continuation of Cathryn’s attempts to explore the world of erotic massage. Part I is here.

I was not impressed at all with the lack of notice for my first appointment.

I barely had time to rush back to the little basement dressing room, change into shoes that weren’t completely ratty and gross, and gather my nerves before I got the text message from “Marjorie” informing me that my client was at the gate of the apartment complex.

The walk to the gate was a long one. I had no idea whether or not my client was established–and could only hope that if he was a police officer, he would at least be an off-duty one. As scary as the idea of being arrested was, the humiliation of being arrested in such a sleazy, dirty place was almost as horrifying.

When I finally let my client in, though, I was a bit confused by his look of shock.

I decided to push on anyway, and gave him a friendly greeting anyway. ”Hello,” I said, “I’m Rosa, it’s wonderful to meet you.”

He was silent, but I enthusiastically directed him to follow me. Once we were in the dank little hallway, my client finally spoke, “I was actually expecting to see someone else,” he told me.

My confusion intensified. “Well,” I replied, “I’m not sure what you’d like to do. I’d be happy to see you anyway, I’m not sure who you were expecting, but no-one else is available.”

“No,” he answered, “that’s okay. I’ll just go.”

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    • http://SommelierinSneakers.blogspot.com/ SomminSneakers

      Freaking weird…

    • Kamil Kukowski

      While i have no experience in the subject of how an erotic massage parlor should be, this seems to be run in a non-professional way. Come’on! switching appointments and feeling-up the employee? That’s bad for buisness.

    • naughty

      I’m assuming that this guy has some kind of control over the girls, otherwise they would just leave… Maybe they don’t know any better? Maybe they are here on work visas? I don’t know… Maybe they thing that this is what working in the sex industry is supposed to be like?

      • http://toyboxkiller.tumblr.com/ Cate

        I think they just don’t know any better. They’re mostly pretty young. I mean, most sex workers I’ve encountered have been in their twenties, hell, I’m in my twenties, but these girls are, well, very immature.

    • Art Vandelay

      May you should just write about this when you’re done with the whole experience. The chapters of this series are too short and as anticlimactic as your session with Peter.

      • http://toyboxkiller.tumblr.com/ Cate

        I’m all done, but dude, I have to keep these chapters to about 1000-1500 words. I can’t just do whatever I want over here.

    • Casual observer

      I’ve been to a few massage parlors in my life (and have also been a customer at your regular place of employment), and it sounds like you’re involved with a really shady operation. I’d get out soon if I were you. Other than that, I always enjoy your articles, but in this case I would say that your description of a “happy ending” massage parlor is not completely accurate. I could discuss further if you’re at all interested. In general though, keep up the good work.

      • http://toyboxkiller.tumblr.com/ Cate

        Oh, I’m out. This was really more of a stunt piece, because there was some upset about me writing about my usual place.

        I promise things are going to be getting even more interesting in the next few months, though.

      • Casual observer

        Thanks Cate, I always enjoy your stories.

      • Eduard

        Two weeks ago, I decided to go to Madrid for work, and to relax a little I went to give me an erotic massage, and that was really surprising. I was introduced to all available masseuses I explained in English and some may end up massage with sex. The place was very clean, with all the waste material, and very pretty girls with good bodies, chose a massage with two girls and I got the massage playing with one another and not let touch me and excite me, until finally ending with I sex with one of the girls back for sure, a very good site.

        http://www.masajesciudadlineal.com

    • Nielisse

      After that she wanted to do another day, to see what a normal session was, that was indeed a VERY normal session. Sessions vary in the sexual industry, just like any other based upon the client’s wants/needs. He might be just lacking any intimate moments with the female gender. He might just be that busy. Might have a relationship that lacks intimacy. It could be any number of things but that, it was very normal.

    • Tessa Dunn

      Have you ever tried this massage? It’s relaxing, enjoyable! https://vidd.me/BWR