Kim Kardashian, who is by all accounts an adult woman, posted a set of 5 photos on Instagram this morning showing all of the crazy expensive clothing gifts that her child will shit in and vomit on. Apparently, it’s good practice for designers to send important people free stuff, because importantly people like Kardashian and Kanye West need free clothes more than anyone. Thanks, designers!
The glorified vom rags include:
a custom Bambi tee from Givenchy’s Riccardo Tisci, a black leather dress from Alexander Wang, frilly skirts and dresses from Lanvin, menswear-inspired sweaters from Celine’s Phoebe Philo and her very own white lab coat from Maison Martin Margiela.
Menswear inspired! A white lab coat! Frilly skirts! This kid will be ruining hugely expensive clothes at every gala all over town!
Take a look at North’s new wardrobe pieces:
What do you think of baby North’s new ensembles? Any major FASHION DON’TS heading our way? For god’s sake if I even see the beginning of a VDL (visible diaper line, gross!) peeping through that Alexander Wang, I will proclaim North “over” because she will have obviously let herself go.
Okay yes this is all nice, but the other weird part of me I like to ignore (ovaries, biological clock) is like OH MY GOD THAT KID IS GOING TO BE SO CUTE IN THAT FREAKING LAB COAT. Oh no. Can somebody help me? Now I’m googling photos of cute babies wearing glasses. Help. Please. Save me from myself.
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