• Wed, Oct 2 2013

This Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Tattoo And Its Wagging Tongue Will Haunt Your Dreams

Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball VMAS Tattoo

It finally happened. Of course it finally happened, because the term “humanity” is merely a suggestion: somebody got a Miley Cyrus tattoo. But not just any Miley Cyrus tattoo: it’s a Miley Cyrus tattoo consisting of a cartoon that vaguely looks like Miley wagging her tongue while hanging out upon the saddest wrecking ball in the world.

According to a Reddit user, his friend Scott Howard tattooed that on somebody yesterday in Buffalo, NY, because of course this would happen in Central Western New York. This situation is only becoming more and more understandable as time goes on (I’m from Syracuse; Buffalo is like our weirder, more interesting older brother to whom things like Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” tattoos seem somewhat normal).

Who had this tattoo put on their body? According to one of the tags on his Instagram post of the photo, the tattoo was done on a man (#guyswithtattoos). A man who either lost a very serious bet or has nothing to lose, in general.

So, what do we like about this tattoo?

  • It sums of the Internet beautifully.
  • It actually sums up her personality pretty well, too.
  • You never see pinup tattoos with bear ears!
  • The wrecking ball is personified, as one would hope. Except it has a sad. :(

What don’t we like?

  • This is a Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” tattoo.

Obviously, I am all about people doing what they want with their bodies. If somebody wants to get a tattoo of Miley Cyrus rocking back and forth upon the endless pendulum of liiiife, then who am I to stop him? Lots of people are inexplicably against tattoos in general, which drives me a little nuts, so I am certainly not one to say people shouldn’t get the types of tattoos they want. That said, the tongue in this photo is terrifying and I need to go take a shower now, thanks.

I give up. You win, Internet.

[via Reddit]

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  • http://sarahhollowell.com/ Sarah Hollowell

    Man, I hate this, but you gotta dig the detail. They included Miley’s tattoos on tattoo Miley.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      Agreed. The tattoo itself was well done! It’s just the content that makes me a little eesh’d out.

    • http://sarahhollowell.com/ Sarah Hollowell

      It really makes me wonder about the dude’s other life choices.

  • Meredith Hirt

    I’m actually kind of surprised Miley Cyrus didn’t get this tattoo.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      I, too, am shocked about this.

  • Jill G

    Buffalo is Western New York.

    • Roxanne Marie Zoltan

      It is VERY important to me to emphasize that Buffalo is Western New York, hellgate to the vortex that is Niagara.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME ROCK SAND.

      Also, eh, I guess I’m one of those assholes that has no idea where shit is. At least I don’t call everything north of NYC “Upstate New York.”

  • miarosefri

    My friend is the one who got the tattoo. His name is Nick traszka. Why did he get it? I don’t know.