With Halloween fast approaching you may be considering what sort of pumpkin you would like to adorn your front stoop, and by front stoop I mean fire escape and/or on top of your toilet. There ware so many ways to carve a pumpkin, but why go for the traditional, boring, triangle eyes and jagged mouth when you can basically make a super couture one and show all of your neighbors that you are way, way better than they are? Without further ado, I bring you the 10 most obnoxious, fashion-y, couture-obsessed jack O’Lanterns ever.
Anna Wintour Pumpkin
I am not sure Anna even knows what the hell a pumpkin is. if you showed her one she would be all “Why are you showing me this amazingly obese carrot?”
YSL, Gucci, And Nori Pumpkins
Awww, baby North West has her own pumpkin all ready, but then again, so do…
And you can even get your own template to carve Kanye here.
Kim Kardashian Pumpkin
Not a carving, per se, but I needed to include this because my eyes may be bleeding.
Gucci And Vuitton Pumpkins
Cultural Appropriation Pumpkin
Oh look this pumpkin is not TWERKING.
Karl Lagerfeld Pumpkin
I also really doubt Uncle karl has ANY idea what a pumpkin is. You would hand him one and he would say something asshole-y like “Did Adele dye her hair back to orange?”
This is fabulous.
Another Louis Vuitton Pumpkin
No carving required!