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10 Over The Top Couture Pumpkins Better Dressed Than You Are

Hollow-2With Halloween fast approaching you may be considering what sort of pumpkin you would like to adorn your front stoop, and by front stoop I mean fire escape and/or on top of your toilet. There ware so many ways to carve a pumpkin, but why go for the traditional, boring, triangle eyes and jagged mouth when you can basically make a super couture one and show all of your neighbors that you are way, way better than they are? Without further ado, I bring you the 10 most obnoxious, fashion-y, couture-obsessed jack O’Lanterns ever.

Anna Wintour Pumpkin  

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I am not sure Anna even knows what the hell a pumpkin is. if you showed her one she would be all “Why are you showing me this amazingly obese carrot?”

Chanel Pumpkin 

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YSL, Gucci, And Nori Pumpkins  

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Awww, baby North West has her own pumpkin all ready, but then again, so do…

Yeezy Pumpkin 

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Kim Kardashian Pumpkin 

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Not a carving, per se, but I needed to include this because my eyes may be bleeding.

Gucci And Vuitton Pumpkins 

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Cultural Appropriation Pumpkin

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Oh look this pumpkin is not TWERKING.

 Karl Lagerfeld Pumpkin

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I also really doubt Uncle karl has ANY idea what a pumpkin is. You would hand him one and he would say something asshole-y like “Did Adele dye her hair back to orange?”

RuPaul Pumpkin

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This is fabulous.

Another Louis Vuitton Pumpkin

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No carving required!

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  • Julia Sonenshein

    “Why are you showing me this amazingly obese carrot?”

    NAILED IT.