With Halloween fast approaching you may be considering what sort of pumpkin you would like to adorn your front stoop, and by front stoop I mean fire escape and/or on top of your toilet. There ware so many ways to carve a pumpkin, but why go for the traditional, boring, triangle eyes and jagged mouth when you can basically make a super couture one and show all of your neighbors that you are way, way better than they are? Without further ado, I bring you the 10 most obnoxious, fashion-y, couture-obsessed jack O’Lanterns ever.
Anna Wintour Pumpkin Â
I am not sure Anna even knows what the hell a pumpkin is. if you showed her one she would be all “Why are you showing me this amazingly obese carrot?”
YSL, Gucci, And Nori Pumpkins Â
Awww, baby North West has her own pumpkin all ready, but then again, so do…
And you can even get your own template to carve Kanye here.
Kim Kardashian PumpkinÂ
Not a carving, per se, but I needed to include this because my eyes may be bleeding.
Gucci And Vuitton PumpkinsÂ
Cultural Appropriation Pumpkin
Oh look this pumpkin is not TWERKING.
Â Karl Lagerfeld Pumpkin
I also really doubt Uncle karl has ANY idea what a pumpkin is. You would hand him one and he would say something asshole-y like “Did Adele dye her hair back to orange?”
This is fabulous.
Another Louis Vuitton Pumpkin
No carving required!