15 Extremely Weird Things You Can Smell Like

An orgy is another thing modern perfume can make you smell like (but without the classy Hogarth dimension).

An orgy is another thing modern perfume can make you smell like (but without the classy Hogarth dimension).

This weekend, we learned about Pope Perfume–which is to say, you can now smell like the Pope if you so desire it! But eau de Pope is just another oddball offering in a long, long line of weird perfume… and frankly, it’s not even close to the weirdest. Notes of sushi, bacon, Parisian orgies, vulvas, doomed queens, garages and “aging paper” ahead…

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    • Julia Sonenshein

      It’s a toss up between Pizza Hut and blood type.

    • Joanna Rafael

      If you dab pizza grease behind your ears and on your wrists like I do, you can smell like a slice on the cheap.

      • Samantha_Escobar

        ~*Beauty on a budget*~

    • Samantha_Escobar

      NO NO NO NO NO.

      • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

        But think of the possibilities once you start LAYERING and COMBINING!

        Do you not wish to smell like a “vulva in a garage” or perhaps an “orgy burger”?!

      • Samantha_Escobar

        I feel like any word that preferences “burger” that isn’t “cheese” or “vegan” is probably a very, very, very bad idea D: